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# Evening Scan
- URL: https://adjacent.media/scan/2026-05-06-pm/
- Published: 2026-05-07T00:22:17.000Z
- Updated: 2026-05-07T00:22:17.000Z
- Description: The day’s biggest Apple story wasn’t about a new product — it was a $250M check to settle a lawsuit over features that still don’t exist. OpenAI’s president spent another day reading his diary to a jury, which remains one of the stranger recurring news items of 2026.
- Author: Jonathan Greene
- Tags: #scan-pm, #scan

The day's biggest Apple story wasn't about a new product — it was a $250M check to settle a lawsuit over features that still don't exist. OpenAI's president spent another day reading his diary to a jury, which remains one of the stranger recurring news items of 2026.

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#### [Apple Settles Siri Class Action for $250 Million](https://9to5mac.com/2026/05/05/apple-reaches-250m-settlement-over-siri-delays-users-could-get-up-to-95-per-device/?ref=adjacent.media)

Apple will pay up to $95 per device to settle the suit over AI features it advertised and never shipped — and the features are still not shipped. *(9to5Mac)*

#### [OpenAI President Reads His Diary to a Jury](https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/05/openai-president-explains-to-jury-why-his-diary-entries-sound-greedy/?ref=adjacent.media)

Greg Brockman's private journal entries about OpenAI's trajectory are now courtroom exhibits, the kind of discovery outcome that makes every exec reconsider their journaling habit. *(Ars Technica)*

#### [SAP Bets $1.16B on an 18-Month-Old German AI Lab](https://techcrunch.com/2026/05/05/sap-bets-1-16b-on-18-month-old-german-ai-lab-and-says-yes-to-nemoclaw/?ref=adjacent.media)

SAP is acquiring Prior Labs and simultaneously restricting which AI agents can touch customer workflows — a pairing of offense and defense. *(TechCrunch)*

#### [OpenAI Launches Self-Serve Ads Manager for ChatGPT](https://www.searchenginejournal.com/openai-launches-self-serve-ads-manager-for-chatgpt/573971/?ref=adjacent.media)

CPC bidding and conversion tracking inside ChatGPT — the "we're not building ads" era is over. *(Search Engine Journal)*

> "OpenAI president has been stuck for days doing exactly that" — reading personal diary entries aloud in court. \*— Ars Technica