The AI capital markets machine is running hot: Cerebras priced above range, the Musk v. Altman trial is surfacing some genuinely uncomfortable numbers about Sam Altman’s side interests, and Microsoft is moving pieces around the board while everyone watches the courtroom.
Netflix’s ad tier crossed 250M monthly active viewers today as scheduled. Cerebras priced its IPO above range at $56.4B. Microsoft faced complications in both directions.
Anthropic is chasing a near-trillion-dollar valuation, SoftBank is booking $25B in paper gains on OpenAI, and a new startup is already pitching recursive superintelligence to Nvidia. The FDA chief quit, Waymo’s robots drove into standing water, and Sam Altman had a rough day in court.
Anthropic’s valuation landed between $900B and $950B, depending on the source. Jensen Huang moved from uninvited to personally summoned by the president in 24 hours.
The OpenAI universe is having a very busy week: congressional probes, a restructured Microsoft deal, a potential new compute venture, and a cybersecurity platform launch — all while Sam Altman is apparently also thinking about spinning up another company. The U.S.
The day’s biggest OpenAI story wasn’t the one they announced — it was the one Congress started digging into. The Commerce Department also deleted a published AI security-testing agreement it should not have made public in the first place.
Markets are watching chips and EVs pull in opposite directions as two platform giants tighten their grip on data — yours and their employees’. The thread running through today is control: who has it, who’s losing it, and who’s about to pay more for it.
Trump heads to Beijing tomorrow with China “locked and loaded” — not exactly the backdrop markets were hoping for. Beijing is reportedly building a legal arsenal for trade escalation ahead of the summit.
The week opens with capital moving fast and not always wisely: NVIDIA is writing nine-figure equity checks, quantum startups are filing IPOs on the strength of computers that don’t exist yet, and Trump Media lost $405M in a single quarter mostly by holding crypto. Money is loud this Monday.
The week closed on an odd note for AI infrastructure: CoreWeave beat revenue estimates and still dropped 8% after hours, while Anthropic is apparently shopping a round that would value it at roughly as much as the entire country of Portugal’s GDP.
Earnings season is doing its usual thing — rewarding growers and punishing anyone who slowed down — while AI infrastructure spending moves faster than coverage can keep up.
Arm’s earnings after close made a stronger case for where AI infrastructure money is actually going than the day’s supposed main story: the Musk v. Altman trial drama. A Swedish chipmaker also had a strong Thursday.