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Morning Scan

Apple posted record revenue, then a memory-shortage warning erased 10% of market cap in a single session. The crypto and hardware-wallet world got a reminder that "cold storage" means little if the firmware is compromised, and Iran's sanctions evaders found a Dubai-shaped loophole worth billions.

$4B — What a Dubai-based crypto exchange allegedly moved for Iran's sanctions-evasion network since 2024. (Reuters)


Connected World

Apple's Stock Drops Nearly 10%. How Will It Respond to Memory Shortage?

Tim Cook flagged a global memory crunch and investors shed a tenth of the stock's value in one session — a brutal reaction to a supply-chain warning. (Slashdot)

Apple Q3 2026 Results

$109.4B in quarterly revenue, up 16% — the memory scare landed the very next day, which tells you how forward-looking this market is. (Six Colors)

Apple introduced a cap and a 30-day cool-off period on bug report submissions (paywall)

AI-generated bug reports grew numerous enough that Apple had to rate-limit its own security researchers — an early look at AI's spam-the-inbox problem hitting enterprise workflows. (Financial Times)

Connected World

Bitcoin hardware wallet Coldcard shipped a faulty firmware build, hackers drain $70M+

The whole pitch of a "cold" wallet is that it can't be remotely touched — this attack didn't need to touch it. (CoinDesk)

FTC, California sue SF-based Hims & Hers for false advertising, sharing private health data

Telehealth's growth story keeps running into the same wall: privacy practices that don't match the marketing. (SFist)

Machines & Minds

Fields Medalist Jacob Tsimerman is leaving academia to join OpenAI on AI safety (paywall)

Math's highest honor, one week old, and its winner is already at a lab — the talent pipeline from pure academia to applied AI just got shorter. (WSJ)

Judge denies xAI's request to block Minnesota's "nudify" app ban

Filed the challenge three days before the law took effect and lost — a preview of how much patience courts have for AI-harms litigation timed as a stall tactic. (TechCrunch)

Officials: cyberattacks on US water systems now span at least seven states

Minnesota was the state that went public first — critical infrastructure security is a national story wearing a local-news disguise. (NYT)

Uber's autonomous vehicle empire: every company it's using to build it

Roughly 30 AV partnerships and investments in two years — Uber is betting it doesn't need to build the car, just own the marketplace on top of everyone else's. (TechCrunch)

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